Luckily for you, we have four (4) pairs of passes we need to unload on some music fans as soon as possible.
But music is only one aspect of a big music festival -- the people you encounter are just as memorable. Take this guy from some other festival, for instance:
He's having a rough go of it. Which brings us to our contest: We're looking for your captions to this photo!
Be funny, be creative, and enter as many times as you'd like. For example: "In hindsight, Jim realized a Float Trip on Willy Wonka's chocolate river wasn't as awesome as it once seemed." Or, "That terrible moment when you realized you bought tickets see Muddy Guy instead of Buddy Guy."
You can do better than us, so go for it!
THE SIMPLE RULES
1. Enter as many times as you'd like, but only one entry will be considered. Have fun.
2. This contest runs from Wednesday, August 8 to Wednesday, August 15 at 2 p.m. CST
3. PLEASE give us some way to contact you in the Disqus comments field. Can't say this enough. There are a few easy ways to do this. You can click "Login" to Disqus near the comment field and login via any of the options (Facebook, Google, etc.). Alternately, leave your email address in your comment in an "Joe Blow AT email.com" format if you'd like (to avoid evil spam crawling internet bots).
4. Be funny!
5. Don't be unfunny!
6. Re-Read rule number 3.