UPDATE: Congratulations to Theresa Solsten, who will receive a pair of tickets to the Sold Out Avett Brothers show Saturday Night, and a special soundcheck meet and greet with the fellas. We all really dug her very clever entry, which went like this:
"There is actually no 'Pretty Girl from ...' song about me because it's weird to write a love song about your sister. My song is yet to be released and it's called 'Neat Girl From St. Louis and If You Touch Her We'll Kill You.' They're very protective of their siblings, you see."
The Avett Brothers consist of Scott and Seth Avett, but you've also got Bob Crawford back there on bass. He's kind of like an honorary Avett. Don't you want to be an honorary Avett Brother, too? Well then you should enter this contest. It's the...
AVETT BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER CONTEST
All you have to do is tell us in 3 sentences or less why you think you're the lost Avett sibling (Yes, you can also be a Sister From Another Mister).
For example: Maybe Seth came to you in a dream and cut your beard? Maybe you knew all the words to The Carpenter...before it even came out? Did you play that Gap commercial they were in backwards and hear a secret message meant for you?
Have fun with it and enter as many times as you'd like. But read these SIMPLE RULES first, which are super important if you want to win.
1. Enter as many times as you'd like, but only one entry will be considered. Have fun.
2. This contest runs from Tuesday, September 25 to Friday, September 28 at 11 a.m. CST
3. PLEASE give us some way to contact you in the Disqus comments field. Can't say this enough. There are a few easy ways to do this. You can click "Login" to Disqus near the comment field and login via any of the options (Facebook, Google, etc.). Alternately, leave your email address in your comment in an "Joe Blow AT email.com" format if you'd like (to avoid evil spam crawling internet bots).
4. Winner will receive one pair of tickets to show along with the Meet and Greet. And you can bring a buddy.