Top 10 Albums of 2018: Serious Journalism

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Presenting Bass Amp’s 2018 Top 10 List of Things to Put Provel On:

10. A pipin’ hot center square of St. Louis-style thin crust pizza

9.   A big ol’ sloppy brain sandwich from somewhere on South Broadway

8.   A Fig Newton

7.   A day-old braunschweiger that has been sitting out on the kitchen counter

6.   Peat Henry’s beard

5.   Kale

4.   A bowl of shredded wheat, swimming in ranch dressing

3.   Melt it down into a nice, refreshing beverage.

2.   A salad that’s mostly just mayonnaise and ham chunks

1.   Nothing! Take an entire package of Provel and smoosh it into a ball for a delicious snack on the go. 

Happy New Year! Don’t forget to sign up for that gym membership next month. And tune into Serious Journalism every Monday from 11 pm - 1 am.