Top 10 Albums of 2018: Serious Journalism
By Ronnie Wisdom
Presenting Bass Amp’s 2018 Top 10 List of Things to Put Provel On:
10. A pipin’ hot center square of St. Louis-style thin crust pizza
9. A big ol’ sloppy brain sandwich from somewhere on South Broadway
8. A Fig Newton
7. A day-old braunschweiger that has been sitting out on the kitchen counter
6. Peat Henry’s beard
4. A bowl of shredded wheat, swimming in ranch dressing
3. Melt it down into a nice, refreshing beverage.
2. A salad that’s mostly just mayonnaise and ham chunks
1. Nothing! Take an entire package of Provel and smoosh it into a ball for a delicious snack on the go.
Happy New Year! Don’t forget to sign up for that gym membership next month. And tune into Serious Journalism every Monday from 11 pm - 1 am.